$12.95 Are you dieting for the summer-season? Here's a fun book of one-liner excuses for indulging. You can read this book on the beach with your girlfriends as you indulge in double scoops of pistachio ice cream (it has nuts, and it's in the green food group -so these calories don't count). Or give it as a hostess gift at your next summer barbeque -- They'll remember you fondly even after the leftovers you give them are gone. (Leftovers from someone else's house don't count!)
Are you ready for the holiday chow-down? Here's a fun book of one-liner excuses for indulging in all the holiday goodies. Share the laughter in front of the fireplace over chestnuts, popcorn and hot toddies. Or give it as a hostess gift with the turkey stuffed disposable tupperware as your guests leave your holiday get together-- They'll remember you fondly even after the leftovers you give them are gone. (Leftovers from someone else's house don't count!) These and other justifications are found in "These Calories Don't Count! __________________________________________ Do you know someone who can use a laugh today?If you know someone who likes to justify calories, this book makes a great gift. These one-liners promote giggly discussions of additional exempt situations, and introduce opportunities to enjoy more calories that don’t count. "These Calories Don’t Count!"tm To order copies for yourself, your friends or your favorite charity, complete and mail in the order forms above or securely right now! View a sample book. You will need Acrobat Reader. 
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In this book, various humorous life situations are presented with the reason why it’s okay to eat these calories, this time with no consequences.
So now you and a friend can share a dessert and a good laugh as you explore why
